It turns out that I, much like a PC, can crash. Tonight, I gave a 5 minute extemporaneous talk at CIDR in the Gong Show. I wanted to try out some ideas about how to do big queries incrementally that Nolan and I spoke about last week. I liked the ideas. I'll blog about them tomorrow.
So, I though I would go casual, lighthearted no slides, little prep. Well, that's not me and the experiment was less than successful.
I stood in front of the projector on the stage. Big blue screen bearing right down on me. Told my opening jokeā¦no laughs. Then, forgot the title of my talk. 10 seconds pause maybe. Someone in the crowd gave me a bzzzzzzzzzzzz.
Then, I rebooted and got through my stuff. I was a little rattled so it wasn't great. I'm sure it was OK, but felt miserable.
To cool down, I took a long walk on the beach at 10 pm, where I encountered two yoots (that would be local youths) that decided that they would try and physically intimidate me.
Not Big Data's night. Hasta manana.
Discussion
So, that explains the pause! I was wondering whether that was part of the talk as well. Good to see you at FAST last week.